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In A Long
Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap.......
.......no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital
Waiting Room:
Smoking
Helps You Lose Weight
...
One Lung At A
Time!
On a bulletin
board:
Success Is
Relative.
When I Read About The Evils Of
Drinking...
I Gave
Up Reading
My Grandfather Is Eighty And
Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The
Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Grown
Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On
Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To
wipe It Off
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To
Forget,
Please do Pay In
Advance.'
Sign In Driving
School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To
Drive,
Don't Stand In Her
Way....
Behind Every Great
Man,
There Is A Surprised
Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is
Because
Women Ask too Many
Questions..
Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of
Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs
With You,
Snore And You
sleep
Alone
That Intelligent Life
Exists Elsewhere In The
Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never
Tried To Contact
Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon
In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our
Business..
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking
Water In This
Establishment Has
Been
Personally Passed By The
Manager.
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