May be a repetition, worth laughing again.
TN
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> SANTA : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> SANTA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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> SANTA : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> SANTA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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> SANTA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
> Wife: How do you know??
> SANTA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> Oh GOD! U have come again..
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> SANTA complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
> Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
> SANTA : 'I was watching TV news...'
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> SANTA comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
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> How do you recognize Santa singh in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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> SANTA was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
> Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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> SANTA : Why are all these people running?
> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> SANTA - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
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> Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
> SANTA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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