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The articles collected by Intellectuals, Doctors,Doctorates etc;from Books,Internet,Google search,Yahoo news,You tube,Face book.Wikipedia and so on..sent to me by email-put together; for the benefit of Sr.Citizens, men; women,Children &;all. Launched BYMudigonda Senapati

7, జనవరి 2016, గురువారం

FUNNY TWO LINERS







 
FUNNY TWO LINERS

 
 
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted!
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers!

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well!
Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have:
The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her!

There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry ?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive!
One nice thing about egotists:
They don't talk about other people!
There was a man who said,
"I never knew what happiness was until I got married...
and then it was too late!
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!
 
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R. F. Doctor
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