Some may or may not be new to you, but enjoyable anyway.
Well, have some fun and enjoy the jokes.........!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
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A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... It has been years now, just reminding u......
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens .
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight !
Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
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Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh.. darling..love u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer!!!
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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served,
the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
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